[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[ That'll stop 'em. ]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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1 comment:
Oh my goodness--I love things like this...thanks for the laugh!! We need to catch up! :)
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