Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Stupid Headlines

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[ That'll stop 'em. ]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

1 comment:

Lesa said...

Oh my goodness--I love things like this...thanks for the laugh!! We need to catch up! :)