Church Signs and Sermon Titles

Church Signs
The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1.
It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
Try our Sundays, they are better than Baskin-Robbins.
Come in and have your faith lifted.
This is a ch__ch. What’s missing?
You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
Can’t sleep? Try counting your blessings.
Try Jesus. If you don’t like him, the devil will always take you back.
Life is hard. Afterlife is harder!
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Where will you be sitting in eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?
Under same management for over 2,000 years.

Sermon Titles
A Fat Servant is Better than a Skinny Corpse (Luke 15:17)
A Few Good Men: Gideon's Army (J.F. Higgins)
A Major Message From A Minor Prophet (Zephaniah 3:14-20)
A Nude Dude in a Rude Mood: A sermon on the Gadarene Demoniac
All stressed up and nowhere to go
American Culture-Polytheisism at its Best (A.S.)
An address to Submarine Christians--those who surface Christmas and Easter!
An Attitude of Gratitude (Luke 17:11-19) (J. Bryant)
Are you in the Way, or are you in the way? (John 14:6) (JLN)
Born to RAZE Hell. (raze-destroy,break down, demolish) (Tom Foster)
But GOD Romans 5-8
Don't Panic It's Just A Test
Driven to Distraction (Luke 10:38-42, Martha distracted by many things)
Get Off Your Donkey - Parable of Good Samaritan. (W. Vendt)
Gone With The Wind: (house on a rock) (RWJ)
How Are You Going To Get Along In Heaven With People You Can't Get Along With Here?
How Big is Your Barn? (storing up treasures on earth)
If You Can't Keep Up, Keep Going
I'm gonna be in heaven with him?
Is God your steering wheel or your spare tire.
Lost in His Own Back Yard (the older Brother)
Love 'Em All, and Let God Sort 'Em Out (loving your enemies)
More Zip for the Trip - Elijah out running the chariots
Not Your Typical Baptist (Luke 3:1-6)
Shared Any Good 'Yokes' Lately? (message on servanthood) (David A. Hall)
Standing On The Promises or Sitting On The Premises (sermon on service) (David A. Hall)
Table Manners (On Communion)
The Buts of the Believer (II Corinthians 4:7-9) (JLN)
The Church - Some assembly required (Mike Petzer)
The company you keep! (I Samuel 10:5-11) (Eld. Harvin)
The Great Ommission
The Man in the Middle
The Mighty Mite-The Widow's Mite
The rude, crude, dude in the nude (Luke 8:26)
The Saline Solution (Salt of the earth)
Three (Wise) Men and a Baby Christmas Sermon (Pastor Manuel Cruz Jr.)
Turn or Burn! (Revelation 20:15)
Unthawing the Frozen Chosen
WANTED: SAINTS - DEAD OR ALIVE! (John 11:32-44 -- M. Stone)
What on earth are you doing for Heavens’ sake?
What To Do When You Don't Know What To Do (Rev. Larry Moore)